Penelope and the Disrespectful Pirate

Me: Oh no, it's the Dread Pirate Penelope! Watch out! She's coming for the treasure, Cap'n Bones! Watch out!

Chris: Aargh, the Dread Pirate Penelope doesn't frighten me. I'm Cap'n Bones and I'll steal the treasure and lock her in me brig.

The Dread Pirate Penelope rushes into the room. Her skull cap is askew. Her hands are on her hips.

Penelope: That's not very respectful, Cap'n Bones! I don't want to play with you!

Chris: Ha-ha! But I'm a pirate, me hearty, and that means I'm disrespectful.

Sunlight sweeps in through the window. A sharp-edged glint comes into Penelope's eye.

Penelope: Well, I don't play with disrespectful pirates. I only play with respectful ones.

Me: Aren't all pirates disrespectful though?

Penelope: Not Captain Hook. He captures anything, and he's very mean, but he's always respectful.

Me: Oh. Yes. Quite right.

Chris (sweeping Penelope into his arms): Aargh! Hook's a codfish! I've got the treasure now, me dear, and you're coming with me to the brig. Ha-ha!

Penelope (shrieking, laughing): No! No! Bad form!