December 26th, 9:45pm
Chris (exasperated; pausing our movie): Why won't they go to sleep, Emma?
Me: I don't know, love. They're little. They're probably still excited.
Chris: Yeah, well, it's almost 10pm. They should've been asleep hours ago. I'm going in there. What should I tell them?
Me: I don't know. Just tell them...tell them if they don't quiet down right now we're going to have to celebrate them or something.
Chris (laughing): We're going to have to celebrate them? That'll definitely work! Way to take a firm hand, honey.
Me (throwing a pillow at him): Separate them! We're going to have to separate them! Warn them with a celebration.
Chris (laughing harder): With a celebration?
Me: What? No! No, I said a separation!
So funny! My husband always complains that I mumble and that's why he can't hear me. I think he needs to have his ears checked!
ReplyDeletehilarious :)
ReplyDeletelol!!
ReplyDeleteThat is SO sweet! You two are definitely a celebration!
ReplyDeleteAwesome. When I'm tired, I can't talk either!
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny!
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